Complete List

#1 Ironic Jewish Themed T-Shirts

#2 Isla Fisher

#3 Voting

#4 Ultimate Frisbee

#5 Writing for Television

#6 Organizing Themselves

#7 Pseudo Indie Media Outlets

#8 Regina Spektor

#9 Taking Christ’s Name in Vain

#10 National Public Radio

#11 Taking Sides on the Hydrox/Oreo Conflict

#12 Non Profits

#13 Writing About Themselves

#14 High Fiving

#15 Claiming Allergies to Common Foods

#16 Avoiding Large Jewish Organizations

#17 Shia LaBeouf

#18 Ordering “Special” Meals

#19 Giving Pets Jewy Names

#20 Michael Ian Black

#21 Jewish Geography

#22 Keeping Kosher for Passover

#23 Hating the Matzah Ball but Going Anyway

#24 Yael Naim

#25 Having Catholic Friends

#26 Liking to Hate to Like JDate

#27 Parliament Lights

#28 Self Deprecation

#29 Reefer

#30 Tardiness

#31 Dressing Up as Monotheistic Figures

#32 Excessive Reunioning

#33 Appropriating Buddhism

#34 Eastern Europe Revivalism

#35 Dramatizing the Probability of Dying Alone

#36 Discovering “New” Jews

#37 Dating Non-Stereotypical Jews

#38 Using Jewish Guilt on Non Jews

#39 Bragging about Natalie Portman’s “Israeliness”

#40 Being Attracted to Neurotic People

#41Romanitcizing the IDF

#42 Denying that they are White

#43 Having Multiple Best Friends

#44 Abusing Yiddish

#45 Bagel Sandwiches

#46 Creating Drama

#47 India

#48 Practicing on Gentiles

#49 Dim Sum

#50 The Steve Miller Band

#51 Hiding Their Tattoos

#52 Fancy Recipes for Honey Cake

#53 Miri Ben-Ari

#54 Suggesting Things Others Might Like to Atone For

#55 Kat Dennings

#56 Taking Forever to Say Goodbye

#57 Nalgene Bottles

#58 Dabbling in Religiosity

#59 Tiffany’s

#60 Paying to do Volunteer Work

#61 Phish

#62 Dry Land

#63 Matisyahu

#64 Andy Samberg

#65 Overstating the Importance of Hanukah

#66 The Dave Matthews’ Band

#67 Nitpicking

#68 Talking About Sex

#69 Eyeware

#70 The New York Times Magazine

#71 Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer

#72 Getting an MA in Middle Eastern History

#73 Stalking their Exes

#74 Daniel Craig

#75 Dirty Dancing (the movie)

#76 Birthright

#77 Blossom

#78 Assuming the Worst

#79 Gaga

#80 Seven Jeans

#81 Bragging about Bargains

#82 Pretending to like Israeli Rap

#83 Pretending to Know about the “Stock Market”

#84 James Taylor

#85 Being a Camp Counselor

#86 Getting Props from Other Minorities

#87 Faking Israeli Accents

#88 American Apparel

#89 Brunching

#90 Taking a Year Off

#91 Gchat

#92 Sending Back Food

#93 Crashing Christmas Parties

#94 Secretly Shopping at Target

#95 North Face Jackets

#96 Dining at Chabad

#97 Pretending to like Jewish Rap Parodies

#98 Smartphones

#99 Airing Grievances

#100 Working in the Book World

#101 Defending Mom’s Brisket

#102 Abusing Manischewitz

#103 Antibacterial Wipes

#104 Answering Questions with more Questions

#105 Being Touchy-Feely

#106 Charity Events

#107 Yoga

#108 Tasti D-Lite

#109 December 26th

#110 Marc Jacobs

#111 Jonathan Safran Foer

#112 Traveling to a Middle Eastern Country that is not Israel

#113 Questioning Religious Doctrine

#114 Keren Ann

#115 Crashing AEPi Events

#116 The Flat Iron

#117 Acoustic Guitar

#118 The Gays

#119 Commemorative Apparel

#120 “I Gotta Feeling” by the Black Eyed Peas

#121 Bryan Greenberg

#122 Reclaiming Brooklyn